For the Macho Men - Your Christmas Thread

[rgcraig]

Okay, the ladies love to discuss pretty garland, candles, flowers and holiday recipes, but that's not your thing.

Guys have the pleasure of stringing outdoors lights and whatever else the family likes to display outside.

Any funny stories that would make a good "Christmas Vacation" sequel?

[MrsMcD]

[Ferd]

I plan on shooting some mistletoe out of some trees this weekend.

does that count?


Oh and by the way, us guys dont like to hang those lights. We do it because we like not having our wives give us those "looks".

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Ferd

I plan on shooting some mistletoe out of some trees this weekend.

does that count?


Oh and by the way, us guys dont like to hang those lights. We do it because we like not having our wives give us those "looks".

Fresh mistletoe - cool!

My "have the pleasure of" was sweet sarcasm.....lol!

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Fresh mistletoe - cool!

My "have the pleasure of" was sweet sarcasm.....lol!

I cant believe my wife sends me up on top of our house every year to hang over the edge and put those lights up!


I have a HISTORY you know!

My sisters call me "Crash and Burn" for goodness sake!

[deltaguitar]

Originally Posted by Ferd

I plan on shooting some mistletoe out of some trees this weekend.

does that count?


Oh and by the way, us guys dont like to hang those lights. We do it because we like not having our wives give us those "looks".

Yep. Plus with all those lifetime Christmas movies on it is hard to watch tv.

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by deltaguitar

Yep. Plus with all those lifetime Christmas movies on it is hard to watch tv.

And the Hallmark Channel Christmas movies!!!!

[Ferd]

My DVR is filled with chick insanity already.

cant we have some kind of christmas movie that has some explosions and such in it?

What ever happened to family fare like Braveheart and Platoon?

[Ron]

"Don't string Christmas Decorations or Lights with ones wife present!"

Let's just say we have some creative differences!

[RandyWayne]

This is how a MAN plugs in his Christmas lights!