All about cellulite and the person

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btw, no lying permitted. Remember God sees you.

Would there be one lost cellulite laden soul here today that would signal by the uplifted hand, "y'all pray for me, I have cellulite?"

Yes, I see that hand. God sees it. Would there be another? I feel conviction here right now. Don't refuse that tender tug to obey. There should be one more troubled mind that needs us to pray. Thank you. Yes, I see your hand. Oh my! I think we are having revival here today.

Now, I'm going to ask one last thing. All you ladies that raised your hand, would you please stand so we can pray together. Thank you...all over the the place they are standing. Now just make your way on down the aisle and meet me here at the altar so we can pray together.

Now for the last request, would each of you tell us your name, you age and how many times you've been married? Have your murdered any of your former husbands?