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Re: You might be Apostolic if...
You might be Apostolic if:
The parking lot consists of 75% minivans surrounding by a big old boat of a Lincoln -which belongs to the pastor.
You wonder why bible quizzing is not an Olympic sport.....
....although you don't officially follow the Olympics because 1) The athletes immodest apparel, 2) It is "worldly" and 3) It is on television -which means you have to follow it online.
If you are cursed with being born a mere "woman" you know you can at least take solice in the fact that you have a head full of pure POWER and GLORY which can be used to heal your family, protect them, and melt the faces of any NAZI's that may capture you! (Just make sure the Gov doesn't get a hold of it and store it in some huge warehouse.....)
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