Modesto UPC being sued?

[coadie]

Originally Posted by TJJJ

Good point about the Rev. DR. bit.

Randy Keyes has pastored in Modesto for a long time.

This is what happens when a church hits a certain size, it becomes a target for frivolous lawsuits. Their insurance is about to skyrocket.

If she has posted her stuff at a baptist church, why is she at a Pentecostal church?
Aren't they taking care of her healings?

[TJJJ]

Originally Posted by coadie

If she has posted her stuff at a baptist church, why is she at a Pentecostal church?
Aren't they taking care of her healings?

Coadie, she's got to fund her ministry somehow!!

[coadie]

Originally Posted by TJJJ

Coadie, she's got to fund her ministry somehow!!

JUst a political gesture. She is a member of a group of community organizers and they have a record of stirring things. Gamaliel

[n david]

Originally Posted by deadeye

The impression given here is that Randy is a wildeyed fanatic going around trying to knock folks down......anybody who knows him, knows better.

This is true.

[Dordrecht]

Originally Posted by Edward Anglin

Back when I was a really young feller, one of the Bustard boys came through the church my girlfriend (now my wife) attended.

At the time I was a filthy heathen.

Anyhoo, I was standing at the left end of a pew, right next to the center aisle, when Rev. Bustard decided to run down the aisle and slap everyone in the forehead as hard as he could.

Now, mind you, I didn't have my eyes closed, I wasn't praying, and I was only there because of my smokin' hot girlfriend.

So the Bustard guy comes through and slaps the fire out of my forehead.

He shook me around some, and then got frustrated cause all I was doing was glaring at him. I didn't understand why he had to smack me like that.

I wanted to deck the guy!

Anyways, I started losing my hair soon afterwards.

Yep.

That faith healer slapped the hair right off'n my head!

That's funny!!!

[mfblume]

Originally Posted by Edward Anglin

Back when I was a really young feller, one of the Bustard boys came through the church my girlfriend (now my wife) attended.

At the time I was a filthy heathen.

Anyhoo, I was standing at the left end of a pew, right next to the center aisle, when Rev. Bustard decided to run down the aisle and slap everyone in the forehead as hard as he could.

Now, mind you, I didn't have my eyes closed, I wasn't praying, and I was only there because of my smokin' hot girlfriend.

So the Bustard guy comes through and slaps the fire out of my forehead.

He shook me around some, and then got frustrated cause all I was doing was glaring at him. I didn't understand why he had to smack me like that.

I wanted to deck the guy!

Anyways, I started losing my hair soon afterwards.

Yep.

That faith healer slapped the hair right off'n my head!

If he slapped the fire out of your forehead, does that mean you were formerly a red-head?

[Sam]

Originally Posted by mfblume

If he slapped the fire out of your forehead, does that mean you were formerly a red-head?

or a hot-head?

[TJJJ]

Originally Posted by mfblume

If he slapped the fire out of your forehead, does that mean you were formerly a red-head?

Got to be a redhead, he's Irish!