I dont cuss as a general rule, however there are times where simply put there is no other way to express an emotion.
so after long thought and careful consideration, I have come up with a word that will function as my one and only cuss word. It allows the propper expression without causing me to sin.
It is a word that everyone will recognize as conveying the proper derision for what ever situation requires such.
It is vile enough that most right thinking people will understand the depth of disgust I feel when I say it.
the word is
Pelosi!
what a horrible miserable word.
Oh Pelosi!
That is just a stinking pile of Pelosi
go to Pelosi!
see, no sin, clear communiation and clearly vulgar!
Be blessed!
__________________ If I do something stupid blame the Lortab!
I dont cuss as a general rule, however there are times where simply put there is no other way to express an emotion.
so after long thought and careful consideration, I have come up with a word that will function as my one and only cuss word. It allows the propper expression without causing me to sin.
It is a word that everyone will recognize as conveying the proper derision for what ever situation requires such.
It is vile enough that most right thinking people will understand the depth of disgust I feel when I say it.
the word is
Pelosi!
what a horrible miserable word.
Oh Pelosi!
That is just a stinking pile of Pelosi
go to Pelosi!
see, no sin, clear communiation and clearly vulgar!
Be blessed!
Ferd, for some reason, before I even read this I knew it was going to be a person's name (of course a Dem) I had it narrowed down to three people, but I missed her name. Oh well, what the Pelosi, it was fun playing.
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Ferd, for some reason, before I even read this I knew it was going to be a person's name (of course a Dem) I had it narrowed down to three people, but I missed her name. Oh well, what the Pelosi, it was fun playing.
Ha! glad I could fool ya! honestly this thing beats all others hands down in the "I am a cuss word" catagory!
__________________ If I do something stupid blame the Lortab!
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .
The funny thing is that it really does work.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.
There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.
__________________ If I do something stupid blame the Lortab!
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .
The funny thing is that it really does work.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.
There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.
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