Church of Do what you want to...
Are you tired of religion that only seems to bring you down?
Cramping your lifestyle like a certain thorny crown?
Are you sick of being told that you can't make it on your own?
If that's your case, I've got a place that you can call a home!
(Chorus

It's the Church Of Do What You Want To
The Church Of Do What You Please
The Church Of Do What Feels Good Baby
And Believe What You Want To Believe
1:
No absolutes, no wrong or right
Just ambiguities
Well, we don't believe in Heaven and we WON'T believe in Hell
We threw away the Bible and the sacraments as well
Jesus is just alright with us, just as long as you don't try
To make Him out as more than just an ordinary guy
(Repeat chorus)
2:
No absolute, no wrong or right, just vague philosophy
At The Church Of Do What You Want To
The Church Of Do What You Please
Ah, ah, ah, I know something's wrong
Something once was here, but now it's gone
Turn in your hymnals to hymn number one
It ain't "Holy, Holy, Holy" -- it's "Fun, Fun, Fun"
Don't need a Savior 'cause we got no flaws
They ain't sins no more
They're more like spiritual
faux pas
Ah, ah, ah, I know something's wrong
But frankly, I am having too much fun! At The Church Of Do What You Want To...
Anyone remember this song?