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12-11-2009, 10:44 AM
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Re: Statement of Apostolic Policy
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Chili's expects shoes and shirts......so, an establishment can set their expectations.
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Are you comparing restaurant rules to the church?  The Army makes you do lots of pushups. Should we make people do pushups when they enter the sanctuary?
In my eleven years of pastoring, I've seen well over a thousand visitors, none of them who didn't wear shirts. That would be awkward, I'll admit. But shoes? No problem. We had a teen guitar player who would frequently play barefoot.
When Chuck Smith started reaching out to the hippy movement, hundreds of them came into his church and nearly all were barefoot. The board demanded that Chuck require shoes because the oils of the feet of the hippies were ruining the carpet. Chuck told them to buy new carpet and leave his hippies alone!
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12-11-2009, 10:45 AM
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Re: Statement of Apostolic Policy
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I was being facetious, we only hope that our visitors are wearing clothes...
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Ok, whew!!! We have lots of members and a couple of musicians who wear shorts.
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12-11-2009, 10:49 AM
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Re: Statement of Apostolic Policy
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Are you comparing restaurant rules to the church?  The Army makes you do lots of pushups. Should we make people do pushups when they enter the sanctuary?
In my eleven years of pastoring, I've seen well over a thousand visitors, none of them who didn't wear shirts. That would be awkward, I'll admit. But shoes? No problem. We had a teen guitar player who would frequently play barefoot.
When Chuck Smith started reaching out to the hippy movement, hundreds of them came into his church and nearly all were barefoot. The board demanded that Chuck require shoes because the oils of the feet of the hippies were ruining the carpet. Chuck told them to buy new carpet and leave his hippies alone!
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Just wanted to make sure you were paying attention!
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12-11-2009, 10:53 AM
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Re: Statement of Apostolic Policy
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Just wanted to make sure you were paying attention!
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This coming Sunday we're going to require every person to do 50 pushups before they're allowed to enter. I will be preaching to 12 people. The others aren't serious about God.
I always used to hate it when someone would defend their moronic "standards" by saying, "Well even at McDonald's they have a dress code for employees."
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12-11-2009, 10:55 AM
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Re: Statement of Apostolic Policy
"Well even at McDonald's they have a dress code for employees."LOL ....Thats a classic,,,,
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12-11-2009, 10:56 AM
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Re: Statement of Apostolic Policy
It's found on the same page as 'even restroom door signs show that women wear dresses'.
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12-11-2009, 10:59 AM
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Re: Statement of Apostolic Policy
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It's found on the same page as 'even restroom door signs show that women wear dresses'.
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LOL - - and that is why I added what I did. I knew it was coming!
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12-11-2009, 11:06 AM
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Re: Statement of Apostolic Policy
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It's found on the same page as 'even restroom door signs show that women wear dresses'.
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That exact statement at a Youth Convention in 1993, was the final straw that sent me off the platform and into an adjoining hall to find payphone to call my wife and tell her we were done.
Every time I hear that statement, I feel the pain again.
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12-11-2009, 11:46 AM
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Re: Statement of Apostolic Policy
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That exact statement at a Youth Convention in 1993, was the final straw that sent me off the platform and into an adjoining hall to find payphone to call my wife and tell her we were done.
Every time I hear that statement, I feel the pain again.
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Bro Robt. Sabin wrote a paper addressing this ridiculous analogy.
The falacy of the silohette doctrine.
He hopes one day to include it in a book
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12-11-2009, 11:47 AM
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