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Re: Yankee Country Tunes Just Dont Work
You Think My Town Sounds Funny
I may live in Coon Holler, but at least you can spell it
and say it without sounding like you're having a fit.
Them nothern town names sure sound funny.
The likes of Ishpeming, Ithaca and Kalamazoo.
Who'd ever thunk to use all them letters,
Just ties my tongue all up to fetters.
Bald Knob located in Arkansas is a mighty fine name,
Ithaca or Saugatuck well, sure can't say the same.
Who'd ever thunk to use all them letters
Just ties my tongue all up to fetters.
Possum Creek sure beats Sebewaing or Owosso
And what's up with Negaunee or Ontonagon?
Who'd ever thunk to use all them letters
Just ties my tongue all up to fetters.
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