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04-28-2010, 11:53 AM
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Re: They Walk Among Us
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.
I think I saw this on Craig's List.
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I thought it was e-Harmony!
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04-28-2010, 12:01 PM
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Re: They Walk Among Us
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I thought it was e-Harmony!
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04-28-2010, 01:24 PM
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Getting to know Jesus
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Re: They Walk Among Us
26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
LOL!!! I can relate!!!
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1Pe 5:6-7 Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time: Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.
Tit 3:2 To speak evil of no man, to be no brawlers, but gentle, shewing all meekness unto all men.
Psa 51:10 Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me.
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04-28-2010, 01:49 PM
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Re: They Walk Among Us
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21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
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I'm not sure if that would be good or bad.....
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04-28-2010, 01:52 PM
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Re: They Walk Among Us
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26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
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Hey, Girl!!!! I bet you can!!! I can too!
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04-28-2010, 02:08 PM
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Re: They Walk Among Us
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Oh, I thought you meant #21 and I was wondering what you were doing sunburned THERE.
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Thanks Renda. I thought the same thing but was afraid to say it. Just disregard my response!
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04-28-2010, 02:12 PM
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Re: They Walk Among Us
I hate it when the pills prescribed by the doctor has the following instruction.... "Take 1 tablet, by mouth!" Where did he think I was going to put it?
Been Thinkin
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant!
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
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04-28-2010, 02:31 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Re: They Walk Among Us
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I hate it when the pills prescribed by the doctor has the following instruction.... "Take 1 tablet, by mouth!" Where did he think I was going to put it?
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Reminds me of an old story.
A red neck was given some sample medication (suppositories) by his doctor but with no instructions on how to use it except "as needed."
When he returned, he was very unhappy. The doctor asked him if the medication worked.
He said "NO" very emphatically. Then went on, "That medicine tasted awful. and it didn't do me a bit of good. I might just as well have stuck it......"
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04-28-2010, 02:36 PM
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Re: They Walk Among Us
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I hate it when the pills prescribed by the doctor has the following instruction.... "Take 1 tablet, by mouth!" Where did he think I was going to put it?
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Are suppositories considered a pill in any way?
"What is a suppository? A rectal suppository (or 'rectal rocket' some have dubbed them) is a special pill....." yada, yada......
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04-28-2010, 02:39 PM
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Re: They Walk Among Us
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Are suppositories considered a pill in any way?
"What is a suppository? A rectal suppository (or 'rectal rocket' some have dubbed them) is a special pill....." yada, yada...... |
Isn't the Italian word for suppository and Canada the same?
"uppa us"?
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