TBN Mess

[notofworks]

Special note: I am going to answer this post from Rev. Benny in true Rev. Benny fashion. One problem....I don't know how to do all these quotes (sorry, I've never needed it and never learned how) so I'll have to do the next best thing. My words will be in "Red Letters", kinda like the "Red Letter Edition."

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa

You're right.

••Yes, I am aware of that. I always am right.


I don't have much formal education.

••Yes I noticed. My question was, do you have any?

I dropped out of High School,

••Are you sure you didn't drop out of first grade?

worked in a motorcycle shop

••So then you've actually worked and done something besides ripping others to shreds?

and hung around bikers most of my youth.

••Were you a biker groupie?

So, my grammer is lacking,

••Lacking? Lacking or non-existent?

yet, my words still clipped your ego,

••What your words did was clearly show that you are sitting at your computer, foaming at the mouth, splitting your dinner at the screen, and in dire need of a rabies shot.

and that why you resorted

••Resorted? I don't stay at resorts. They're too expensive.

to the last remnant of flaw you could find to dig into.

••I'm sure I could find many other flaws if I contact your wife and kids.

You asked me questions

••I did? When did I do that? What questions are you referring to (and I'm actually serious about that...the rest of this is just silliness)

and I answered them.

••Yes, your answers are always so lovely and "Seasoned with Salt" as Paul said our words should be.

You most likley thought

••No, no, no. When something happens, I don't "think" it happened, I "Know" it did!

the

••Just wanted to make a comment about the word "The" but I'm not sure what to say.

Holy Ghost was guiding you

••I would hope that I am always guided by the Holy Spirit. Are you ever guided by the Holy Spirit?

when you posted to me

••Don't have a clue what you're talking about. I've only posted twice in the last 10 days or so.

and thought you were dead on.

••Hang on, let's refer back to my original statement...I'm always right. Therefore, I am always dead-on. I don't "Think" I'm dead-on, I "Know" I am.

Yet, alas, you dropped the watermelon.

••I don't like watermelon. I took a bite when I was a kid and never tried it again.

No your not.

••Yes I am. You're hilarious and a perfect, shining example of the depths of goofiness to which pentecostalism can descend. And here, you said, "Your", when you should have said, "You're". But overall, you did remarkably better in this post.

Your a sore head.

No, I hadn't noticed anything wrong with my head. But if it gets "Sore", I'll take some Excedrin.

NOTE: Can I just say that I am NOT serious about my statements of your education. I don't care how educated you are or aren't. You obviously know your stuff in your sectarian system of theology, for which I congratulate you. I, myself, only received a high school education at a terrible school and also have three worthless years of bible school that were a waste of time.

But again, I'm glad you're here posting!