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The 10 Texts
stolen (borrowed, plagiarized) from Kneemail
If God Had Texted the Ten Commandments
Here in text shorthand are the 10 commandments as they may appear on modern Moses's cellphone.
1-no1 b4 me. srsly
2-dont worship pix/idols
3-no omg's
4-no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5-pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6-dont kill ppl
7-:-x only w m8
8-dont steal
9-dnt lie re: bf
10-dont ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or donkey. myob!
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God revealed to Moses the Ten Commandments to guide His people:
1-•Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2•Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image
3•Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
4•Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
5•Honour thy father and thy mother
6•Thou shalt not kill.
7•Thou shalt not commit adultery
8•Thou shalt not steal
9•Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour
10•Thou shalt not covet.
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