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Re: One liners you remember from Ministers
Not really a "one liner" I guess, but I know a preacher who ends every sentence he speaks from the pullpit with "HallelujahJesus". "Greetings everyone, and welcome to our servivce, HallelujahJesus. For my text tonight, HallelujahJesus... I'll be reading from the 29th Chapter of Acts, HallelujahJesus." ........ And, as I conclude, HallelujahJesus...."
Most irritating and distracting thing I've heard from the pulpit. Preachers, keep the oneliners comin'... but please...lay off the catch phrases!
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"Rest in the Lord, and wait patiently for Him...." -Psa. 37:7
Waiting for the Lord is easy... Waiting patiently? Not so much.
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