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05-02-2007, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Felicity
LOL! Which one is that?
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The Royal Bank has a plan to retire called "Freedom 55!"
However due to increasing costs such as Gas, Housing, and changes in Government policy so there is no more mandatory retirement age, I belong to the "Freedom 85 Group!" 
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05-02-2007, 03:33 PM
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My Family!
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I LOVE THIS!!!
The Purple Hat!
Age 3 She looks at herself and sees a Queen
Age 8 She looks at herself and sees Cinderella
Age 15 She looks at herself and sees an Ugly Sister. Mum, I can’t go to school looking like this!
Age 20 She looks at herself and sees “too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly” – fixes herself the best she can, but decides she’s going out anyway.
Age 30 She looks at herself and sees “too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly” – but decides she doesn’t have time to fix it so she’s going out anyway.
Age 40 she looks at herself and sees “too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly” – but says, “at least, I am clean and goes out anyway.
Age 50 She looks at herself and sees “I am” and goes wherever she wants to go.
Age 60 She looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can’t even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.
Age 70 She looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out and enjoys life.
Age 80 Doesn’t bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes
out to have fun with the world.
Maybe we should all grab that purple hat earlier. Where is your purple hat hiding?
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05-02-2007, 03:37 PM
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Hey Renda... Walmart in Corinth had Purple hats with red ribbons, and red hats with purple ribbons the other day. Want me to pick you up one the next time I go?
*Ducking out of the thread before Renda throws something at her*
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05-02-2007, 03:40 PM
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My Family!
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Originally Posted by Tina
Hey Renda... Walmart in Corinth had Purple hats with red ribbons, and red hats with purple ribbons the other day. Want me to pick you up one the next time I go?
*Ducking out of the thread before Renda throws something at her*
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LOL! I think I'll wait until I'm at least 65 to do the purple hat!
I do like the freedom to be who I am that has come with being 50 and a few other things.....lol!
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05-02-2007, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
I LOVE THIS!!!
The Purple Hat!
Age 3 She looks at herself and sees a Queen
Age 8 She looks at herself and sees Cinderella
Age 15 She looks at herself and sees an Ugly Sister. Mum, I can’t go to school looking like this!
Age 20 She looks at herself and sees “too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly” – fixes herself the best she can, but decides she’s going out anyway.
Age 30 She looks at herself and sees “too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly” – but decides she doesn’t have time to fix it so she’s going out anyway.
Age 40 she looks at herself and sees “too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly” – but says, “at least, I am clean and goes out anyway.
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Age 50 She looks at herself and sees “I am” and goes wherever she wants to go.
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Age 60 She looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can’t even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.
Age 70 She looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out and enjoys life.
Age 80 Doesn’t bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes
out to have fun with the world.
Maybe we should all grab that purple hat earlier. Where is your purple hat hiding? |
There are positive things about being 50, although I have been going where I wanted to go since I turned 40...late bloomer I guess! Or early one...depends on how you look at it!
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05-02-2007, 04:21 PM
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Resident PeaceMaker
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Sister Rhoni you ain't old just full of wisdom.
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People who are always looking for fault,can find it easily all they have to do,is look into their mirror.
There they can find plenty of fault.
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05-02-2007, 05:17 PM
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"It's Never Too Late"
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Originally Posted by Rhoni
They sent me an AARP card today...surely there has been a mistake. Don't you have to be old for that?  |
I heard as young as 48
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05-02-2007, 07:59 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Originally Posted by Rhoni
They sent me an AARP card today...surely there has been a mistake. Don't you have to be old for that? |
Oh, don't be offended by that....
...they go strictly by physical appearance.
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I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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05-02-2007, 08:09 PM
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Go Dodgers!
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by Rhoni
They sent me an AARP card today...surely there has been a mistake. Don't you have to be old for that? |
I remember when I was about 20 or so my grandmother got me an AAA card.
I think after a year they sent me another one and it was for a 50 year member....of course my grandparents had it that long or longer...I don't recall if I got any perks. But I do remember using it one time and the tow driver looked at me funny
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05-02-2007, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Ron
AARP??
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Largest Lobbiest Group in the USA.
Do what they tell you or Granny loses her walker....
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