My answers:
1) Who?
2) No. But I seldom laugh at all anymore.
3) There is actually a long running website for a "church" that "worships" a "god" named Bob.
http://www.subgenius.com/
4) My pastor said to do that once. And no.
5) No. I have always considered this.
6) Fellowshipping with a group that pays its own way negates that opportunity.