Are You Really Apostolic?

[Jeffrey]

Originally Posted by Charnock

Do you believe the doctrine of the Trinity is damnable?

Negative.

[A.W. Bowman]

So far, the three things that fit apostolic teaching are:

Do you talk in tongues (implied)?
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus (instructed)?
Do you witness (implied)?

Plus three added comments:

Do you tell lies about other people (instructed not to engage in)?
Do you gossip (instructed not to be a party to)?
Do you hate people that struggle with Homosexuality (implied by instructions not to judge those outside of the church)?

Now, does anyone care to list (or identify) all of the doctrines taught by the apostles and disciples of Christ, and omit all of that other religious stuff added by men, in order to justify themselves before other men?

[Digging4Truth]

Originally Posted by HaShaliach

So far, the three things that fit apostolic teaching are:

Do you talk in tongues (implied)?
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus (instructed)?
Do you witness (implied)?

Plus three added comments:

Do you tell lies about other people (instructed not to engage in)?
Do you gossip (instructed not to be a party to)?
Do you hate people that struggle with Homosexuality (implied by instructions not to judge those outside of the church)?

Now, does anyone care to list (or identify) all of the doctrines taught by the apostles and disciples of Christ, and omit all of that other religious stuff added by men, in order to justify themselves before other men?

Brother H...

I could not compile that list without extensive study (which is reason enough to enter into extensive study) but I would love to see a compilation on the actual doctrines put forth by the apostles.

If you do have such a list, when you feel it is time to do so, I would look forward to seeing it. The lists I have seen so far on this thread haven't been very "apostolic".

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by deadeye

NOW throws out a comment designed to spark an insult from someone, intended or otherwise than gets his knickers in a knot when he gets the result he was looking for.

Oh yes, certainly. He said that one MUST run the aisles to be Apostolic, and I remind him that some, like my son, are not able to physically do so.

And I'm the bad guy.

Thanks Deadeye. Believe me, I would LOVE to not be able to say what I said. You could never imagine.

[AmericanAngel]

Originally Posted by Charnock

You're not Apostolic if you answer no.

[Aquila]

Yes I am.

Originally Posted by Charnock

Do you talk in tongues? (Biblical)
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus? (Biblical)
Is your home television-free? (Unbiblical)
Do you dress according to your gender? (Biblical)
Do you attend church faithfully? (Biblical, though assembling isn't limited to a church service.)
Do you tithe to your local church? (Unbiblical)
Do you run the aisles? (Unbiblical)
Do you dance in church? (Unbiblical)
Do you witness? (Biblical)

[A.W. Bowman]

Right! Over looked this one.

"Do you dress according to your gender? (Biblical)"

[berkeley]

Do you talk in tongues?
ON OCCASSION

Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus?
YES

Is your home television-free?
NO, IS YOUR HOME COMPUTER FREE?

Do you dress according to your gender?
I THINK SO

Do you attend church faithfully?
NOT AT THE MOMENT

Do you tithe to your local church?
WHEN I HAVE A CHURCH HOME, YES

Do you run the aisles?
NAW

Do you dance in church?
HASN'T HAPPENED IN YRS

Do you witness?
YES, PERSONAL EVANGELISM IS MY PASSION

[berkeley]

Do you believe the doctrine of the Trinity is damnable?
ONLY IF A PERFECT UNDERSTANDING OF ONENESS IS A REQUIREMENT

[berkeley]

Do you tell lies about other people?
NO

Do you gossip?
WHO DOESN'T

Do you hate people that struggle with Homosexuality?
NAW

Do you make sexual innuendos of a homosexual nature?
HERE AND THERE