Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Woe, silver bird - - yours is probably in the pipeline!

Yea I say, many Woes approach, and shall be pronounced in due season, for of such is the kingdom.

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Woe, silver bird - - yours is probably in the pipeline!

I would welcome the warning of the Prophet... for I am but a simpleton and cannot discern the proper time of rising up and sitting down and of going out and coming in.

Originally Posted by philjones

I would welcome the warning of the Prophet... for I am but a simpleton and cannot discern the proper time of rising up and sitting down and of going out and coming in.

Yea, if thou be one smitten with emerods, thou shalt more poignantly discern the time of sitting down.

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Yea, if thou be one smitten with emerods, thou shalt more poignantly discern the time of sitting down.

Certainly, oh wise one, emerods do also ascertain the value of perpetually standing for one cause or another cause or any cause at all!

I believe the Prophet is on a lunch break right now. He should return shortly and Woe unto you all when he returns!

[Margies3]

Originally Posted by philjones

I believe the Prophet is on a lunch break right now. He should return shortly and Woe unto you all when he returns!

Shouldn't he be fasting with sackcloth and ashes instead of eating lunch? Isn't that what all prophets of doom do - starve themselves to death on our behalf?

Originally Posted by Margies3

Shouldn't he be fasting with sackcloth and ashes instead of eating lunch? Isn't that what all prophets of doom do - starve themselves to death on our behalf?

Nay... this Prophet has specific honor in and out of his own country and if he didn't dine with his bride he would be forever banished from the kingdom unto which he prophesieth.

[COOPER]

Never sell an Axe for a sword!

This just in:

Woe unto thee, O Lurkers and guests; and again I say unto thee, Woe! For you skulk in the shadows, and partake of the wisdom of some, the foolishness of others, and the prophetic ministry of one. Repent! Hearken! Register! Post! And perchance thou shalt find mercy that thou shouldst not be smitten with emerods.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

[Felicity]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

This just in:

Woe unto thee, O Lurkers and guests; and again I say unto thee, Woe! For you skulk in the shadows, and partake of the wisdom of some, the foolishness of others, and the prophetic ministry of one. Repent! Hearken! Register! Post! And perchance thou shalt find mercy that thou shouldst not be smitten with emerods.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

I heard that there was a prophet in the neighborhood. That's good to know because I'm in dire need of a word or several for that matter -- however it comes.

Speak, for thy servant heareth.



Emerods?!!!! *trembles at the thought*