Good Lord!!!! Now I have to read this long winded post!!!! I'm glad my husband is preaching tonight. He is not long winded!!!!
Okay - I do NOT remember:
Funeral home fans...
Accordion players...
Chocola....
Popcorn popped over an open flame...
Little league baseball when the uniform was a pair of blue jeans and a T-shirt with the team sponsors name on it...
Grandma's hand-stitched quilt...
Galoshes...
The smell of an elementary school hallway...
Hand written report cards...
My first kiss...
Detassling corn and walking beans for spending money...
Push mowers without engines...
Black and white TV's with rabbit ears...
A tire swing in the back yard...
The swimming hole...
Grandma's homemade cherry pie...
Storm cellars...
Crank windows...
Reverend Ike on a late Sunday night...
Castor oil...
The first flakes of snow...
Red curved snow shovels...
Moonlight shimmering off of snowdrifts...
High top Converse tennis shoes...
The rest was

soooo

bee-u-ti-ful
And Yes!!!!! - I do remember what I had for dinner last night - almost burnt air-popped popcorn. I love almost burnt popcorn.
And I don't take Metamucel!

The most effective way is to drink a large glass of water (2 cups) every 15 minutes for one hour.
I didn't originally respond to your post because the only thing I was wondering about was the swimming hole. I didn't know you were old enough to jump in leaving your clothes on the bank. After that I couldn't comment.

I knew I was going to ask, so I logged out. I know that's how Brother Strange and his buddies used to swim.
