Hymn #365

[Joseph Miller]

LOL

I needed a laugh today. Thanks

I love it!

OH you guys these are so cute and so funny....clever, amuzing...and entertaining....lol

[determined]

"stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from a bulb"

"We shall come to Joyce's bringing in the cheese"

"while shepherds washed their socks by night

"He rules the world, with Ruth and Grace!"

"Hark the hairy angels sing..."

[ChurchMouse]

[HeavenlyOne]

"Mama don't allow no shoutin, round here..."

"He will hear our famous cry....."

[dizzyde]

"Have a little chocolate Jesus"

"Olive oil" (I'll live on)

This is actually one that I thought when I was young, the line in "His Name is Jesus" where it goes "sad hearts weep no more", what I heard was "San Joaquin is poor"!!! I just could not figure that out!!! I was very embarrassed when I finally realized what it was saying.

[Sam]

Originally Posted by determined

"stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from a bulb"

"We shall come to Joyce's bringing in the cheese"

"while shepherds washed their socks by night

"He rules the world, with Ruth and Grace!"

"Hark the hairy angels sing..."

Or the candy song,
"Let us have a little chocolate Jesus"

or another song is
"The constipated cross-eyed bear"

My cousin, Shana, when she was 3 or 4 used to sing He is Lord He is Lord, He has ribbons on his head and He is Lord.

When I was about the same age, I used to sing Little Miss Muffett.. God is in it!

[Sam]

One chorus I remember from VCC days had words like:

"Let the weak say I am strong,
Let the poor say I am rich,"

I used to wonder if we couldn't add words like:

"Let the bald say I have hair,
Let the fat say I am thin,
Let the old say I am young,"