!!!!!! Important question for the ladies!!!!!!!!!!

[nahkoe]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

I can.

LOL - - did you see some stupid woman putting her makeup on in the car?

I can too. lol

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Ferd

better yet, keep that junk in their junked up bathrooms!

Oh how bless a man am I that my wife doesnt do any of that.... if for no other reason than my bathroom isnt a chemical plant!

My bathroom is neat and orderly and I only have one tiny little bag of makeup. It's just not a big deal to me.

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by tamor

How about "If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from"??

that is certainly an appropreate question for me! 8 weeks from having a baby in the house!

back to the subject at hand

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

[Elizabeth]

I think we open our mouths while putting on mascara is, it seems to help us open our eyes wider. Making it easier to put it on our eyes.

It just a guess-

[Rhoni]

Just like in fishing...it is all about how you position your mouth! I thought everyone knew that

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by Jeanie

I think we open our mouths while putting on mascara is, it seems to help us open our eyes wider. Making it easier to put it on our eyes.

It just a guess-

so does that mean your poor husband has to put up with a chemical factory in his bathroom?

[Kae]

Originally Posted by tamor

How about "If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from"??

Baby oil is made from....

http://hubpages.com/hub/Baby-Oil-Ingredients

[Elizabeth]

Originally Posted by Ferd

so does that mean your poor husband has to put up with a chemical factory in his bathroom?

What would we ever do with out all those chemicals??? hair spray, hair gel, lotion, deodorant, power, face cream, shaving cream, medicine and thats not including any other beauty products that I may or may not use

[rgcraig]

Also, I believe mascara use to be made out of bat poo - - ugh.

Composition
Modern mascaras can be divided in two groups: water resistant mascaras (often labeled waterproof) and non-water resistant mascaras.

Water resistant mascaras have a composition based on a volatile solvent (isododecane - an isomer of dodecane), animal-derived waxes (beeswax), vegetal based waxes (carnauba wax, rice bran wax, candelila wax), mineral origin wax (ozokerite, paraffin), pigments (iron oxide, ultramarine) and filmifying polymers. These mascaras do not contain water-sensitive moieties, offering an excellent resistance to tears, sweat or rain. As a result, these mascaras can only be removed with a specific make-up remover, able to dilute the dried mascara film.

Non water-resistant mascaras are based on water, soft surfactants (like triethanolamine stearate), animal-derived waxes (beeswax), vegetal based waxes (carnauba wax, rice bran wax, candelilla wax), mineral origin waxes (ozokerite, paraffin), pigments (iron oxide, ultramarine), thickening polymers (arabic gum, hydrophobically modified cellulose) and on preservatives. These mascaras can run under the effect of tears, but are easily removed with some soap and water.

Polymers in a water dispersed form (latexes) can bring some level of water resistance to the group of normally non-water resistant mascaras.

Waterproof mascaras are similar to oil-based or solvent-based paints. Non water-resistant mascaras behave like water based paints. For intermediate water sensitivity, mascaras and latex-based paints (acrylates) contain polymer dispersions.

[Monkeyman]

Lets really freak out FERD for a day...it is impossible to lick your own elbow...have fun FERD!!!!






*I know all of y'alls just tried it!!!!!*