Gag gifts

[Margies3]

You should have watched Dr. Phil today. Miss Christmas was on. She way over-does Christmas. And some of her gifts were just BAD!!

She gave her son the ashes from when they had their dog cremated. Had 'em in a paper sad with his collar around it. She said he didn't have a pet and she thought he could manage to take care of this one.

She gave her daughter her dried up umbilical cord in a Christmas ornament.

She gave someone fake dog poop.

try checking out Dr. Phil.com and see if you can get any more ideas from there. It was hysterical!!

[meBNme]

A bag of reindeer poop.(chocolate covered raisins)
A bag of snowman poop. (Miniature marshmallows)

Having a pot luck dinner where everyone labels whats in the dish?
Have a carboard box with "Possum pudding" written on one of the flaps.
In the box is a cast iron pan with lid on it.

All they see is the box labled possum pudding an a cast iron pan.
Inside the pan is hamburger helper.

[Pressing-On]

Just found this among my Christmas bags that I save. Forgot I had it. I don't remember where or when I got this. I'm sure it was a Christmas party.

It's a small ziplock bag filled with white Lima beans.

A small "cardstock" paper is stapled to the top.

It says:

Magic Weight Loss Beans

1. Remove beans from the bag.

2. Throw them on the floor.

3. Bend down and pick up each bean.

4. Repeat hourly as needed.

[tstew]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Just found this among my Christmas bags that I save. Forgot I had it. I don't remember where or when I got this. I'm sure it was a Christmas party.

It's a small ziplock bag filled with white Lima beans.

A small "cardstock" paper is stapled to the top.

It says:

Magic Weight Loss Beans

1. Remove beans from the bag.

2. Throw them on the floor.

3. Bend down and pick up each bean.

4. Repeat hourly as needed.

That's funny. I'm going to have to use that...but not on my wife

[Digging4Truth]

Originally Posted by tstew

That's funny. I'm going to have to use that...but not on my wife

Smart man...

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by tstew

That's funny. I'm going to have to use that...but not on my wife

Yea, that would be kind of hard on the martial relationship.

My husband said that it's okay for a man to gain weight, but a woman can't. I said, "Would you like me to repeat that ignorant statement to the ladies at church?"

[RandyWayne]

Someone just sent me this for Christmas.... It is strange because I didn't think this old weird guy liked me that much. Oh well.....

Think I should open it early? Hee hee hee! (He'll never know!)

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

Someone just sent me this for Christmas.... It is strange because I didn't think this old weird guy liked me that much. Oh well.....

Think I should open it early? Hee hee hee! (He'll never know!)

Explain the "weird" guy and then open it.

[tamor]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Just found this among my Christmas bags that I save. Forgot I had it. I don't remember where or when I got this. I'm sure it was a Christmas party.

It's a small ziplock bag filled with white Lima beans.

A small "cardstock" paper is stapled to the top.

It says:

Magic Weight Loss Beans

1. Remove beans from the bag.

2. Throw them on the floor.

3. Bend down and pick up each bean.

4. Repeat hourly as needed.

Love it!!

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by tamor

Love it!!

I'm giving this to several men in the church!!! J/K!!!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!