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Re: Gag gifts
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
Just found this among my Christmas bags that I save. Forgot I had it. I don't remember where or when I got this. I'm sure it was a Christmas party.
It's a small ziplock bag filled with white Lima beans.
A small "cardstock" paper is stapled to the top.
It says:
Magic Weight Loss Beans
1. Remove beans from the bag.
2. Throw them on the floor.
3. Bend down and pick up each bean.
4. Repeat hourly as needed.

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That's funny. I'm going to have to use that...but not on my wife
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