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12-21-2010, 04:23 PM
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Re: How to Become a Successful Apostolic Minister
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A little modified.
With apologies to Don Quixote.
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12-21-2010, 04:27 PM
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Re: How to Become a Successful Apostolic Minister
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I could be a successful apostolic minister if I wasn't so "real." The show ended looong ago. I walked off stage never to return again. (so dramatic)
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In honor of the MIA NOW can you reexamine your English? 
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12-21-2010, 04:29 PM
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Re: How to Become a Successful Apostolic Minister
I plead for your forgiveness Don, my efforts to be witty seem to fall on deaf ears...
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12-21-2010, 05:04 PM
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Re: How to Become a Successful Apostolic Minister
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I could be a successful apostolic minister if I wasn't so "real." The show ended looong ago. I walked off stage never to return again. (so dramatic)
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...I hear you. And I understand. What about studying/becoming another type of minister?
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12-21-2010, 06:23 PM
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Re: How to Become a Successful Apostolic Minister
 What is considered "success" and what is considered "apostolic"? Someone who gathers thousands into an arena to watch staged emotion and canned action can be either a "successfull apostolic minister" or the promother of TV Wresting. The end result is about the same.
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12-21-2010, 06:49 PM
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Re: How to Become a Successful Apostolic Minister
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In honor of the MIA NOW can you reexamine your English? |
weren't?? whatev....
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12-21-2010, 06:51 PM
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Re: How to Become a Successful Apostolic Minister
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...I hear you. And I understand. What about studying/becoming another type of minister?
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Anything is possible... not sure if it's probable.
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12-21-2010, 07:31 PM
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Re: How to Become a Successful Apostolic Minister
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What is considered "success" and what is considered "apostolic"? Someone who gathers thousands into an arena to watch staged emotion and canned action can be either a "successfull apostolic minister" or the promother of TV Wresting. The end result is about the same. |
Thousands?
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12-22-2010, 03:21 PM
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Re: How to Become a Successful Apostolic Minister
ok so maybe hundreds. Maybe they are counting evangelistically.
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08-21-2012, 08:51 PM
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Re: How to Become a Successful Apostolic Minister
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How to Become a Successful Apostolic Minister
1. Do what you feel is acceptable.
That's what everyone else does.
2. Always call yourself a conservative.
That's earns you street cred. Doesn't matter if you're a flamin' lib, just call yourself a conservative and everything will be okay.
3. Keep your mouth shut about your liberties.
Do what you do in secret. After all, it's not about truth, it's all about perception.
4. Say the word "Apostolic" fifty times a day. Integrate it into every conversation and sermon. For extra credit add the word "Identity." After all, "Apostolic Identity" is the new way of saying "holiness."
See, DKB learned that holiness has little to do with standards, so he created a made-up label to match all of the made-up extra-biblical standards.
So now Oneness people can accuse "compromisers by saying "He doesn't believe in Apostolic Identity," instead of saying "He doesn't believe in holiness."
That way we don't have to bring pesky things like the Bible into the conversation.
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