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02-25-2011, 01:39 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Video for your Church
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Originally Posted by notofworks
We run an announcement video and have put it there. Again, effective for a week or two. You know what's interesting...and maybe God helps...I've never had a phone, pager, or alarm, go off at a crucial moment when the setting is intense. It's always been at a point where I could make a light-hearted comment about it, everyone laugh, the person not be embarrassed, and move on.
Uh oh...I shouldn't have said that. Now it's gonna happen this Sunday! 
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Yep, you just set yourself up for that one!
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02-25-2011, 01:39 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Video for your Church
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Be glad your not like a preacher who had problems with everyone going to sleep during the preaching service. He talked to another pastor and devised a plan. He went and got a devils suit and when everyone went to sleep at the next service he went out of the side door, put on the suit and came running in from the front door. As he ran up the middle of the church with his pitch fork everyone ran out the side doors and jumped from the windows. He got up to the front of the church and on the first row sat a little old lady smiling. He growled at her and yet she sat there quiet. He said " Don't you know who I am"? Yes she said, I do. He replied to her, " Well arent you going to run? " She said, " Why should I. I've been on your side all along!!!"
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You know, I've always figured if people are falling asleep when I'm speaking, it's my fault, not theirs.
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02-25-2011, 01:39 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Video for your Church
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Yep, you just set yourself up for that one!
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Shoulda said, "Knock on wood", dang it!
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02-25-2011, 01:39 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Video for your Church
LOL! Love it! I'll have to send that to my daughter!
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02-25-2011, 01:43 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Video for your Church
Love it!
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02-25-2011, 02:09 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Video for your Church
That was awesome!
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02-25-2011, 03:59 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Video for your Church
Our ex-pastor's wife used to text on her phone the whole way thru the morning worship service every Sunday! The elders talked to him about it and told him he needed to talk to her and tell her to stop. But it never did any good. She still kept doing it.
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02-25-2011, 04:04 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Video for your Church
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Originally Posted by notofworks
I've given up. I decided to be happy they're there with their cell phones rather than not there at all. I actually had a guy on the second row have his phone ring, pick it up and loudly say, "Hello" while I was speaking. He stood up, walked to the lobby and where everyone in the building could hear as he walked, explained to his caller that he was in church and had to go to the lobby to talk.
So I gave up. It's a war I'll never win. 
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You should just run it on your projector system at the beginning of each and every service, like they do in the movie theaters...'Please silence your cell phones now'. If you have a slide-show, intermingle it every few frames.
They run that about 5 times before each movie at a theater, you should do the same at church where it's MUCH more important. Like Renda said, people just forget and need reminders. I know I do!
And for those that just won't listen and are repeat offenders, take 'em back behind the woodshed after service and beat the tar out of 'em!
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02-25-2011, 04:37 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Video for your Church
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Originally Posted by The Mrs
You should just run it on your projector system at the beginning of each and every service, like they do in the movie theaters...'Please silence your cell phones now'. If you have a slide-show, intermingle it every few frames.
They run that about 5 times before each movie at a theater, you should do the same at church where it's MUCH more important. Like Renda said, people just forget and need reminders. I know I do!
And for those that just won't listen and are repeat offenders, take 'em back behind the woodshed after service and beat the tar out of 'em!

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My daughter put this on the screen - "Unless you are talking to Jesus, please turn off your cell phone during service. Thank you!"
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02-25-2011, 07:16 PM
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Re: Cell Phone Video for your Church
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
My daughter put this on the screen - "Unless you are talking to Jesus, please turn off your cell phone during service. Thank you!"

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LOVE IT!!!
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