Things to (not?) say to Harold Camping at this point.
1. "Cheer up Harold, it's not the end of the world...."
2. "Ah, you meant Family Radio is non-prophet, not non-profit."
*Swiping this for facebook.*
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
Yes, there will be an earthquake at 6 PM local time, in each time zone. New Zealand kicked it off. I have about an hour and half to go. Far as I know, the quakes have been disappointing. They were supposed to open up all the graves, but at last count, uh, let's see.... yeah, zero graves have opened.
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
Yes, there will be an earthquake at 6 PM local time, in each time zone. New Zealand kicked it off. I have about an hour and half to go. Far as I know, the quakes have been disappointing. They were supposed to open up all the graves, but at last count, uh, let's see.... yeah, zero graves have opened.
Or maybe... they've lost all communication, and they just can't report it. Zoiks!
Yes, there will be an earthquake at 6 PM local time, in each time zone. New Zealand kicked it off. I have about an hour and half to go. Far as I know, the quakes have been disappointing. They were supposed to open up all the graves, but at last count, uh, let's see.... yeah, zero graves have opened.