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Re: Fire last night...
Then there was this time my parakeet ate a lizard and died. That same day, my dog got hit by a car, and my favorite cow, Bessy, fell over and broke three ribs. I musta made the devil mad that day too.
'Course, when we go to church and run the aisles, dance on top of the pews, speak in tongues, and lift up crazy praise, we really make the devil mad then, too. At least, that's what they said.
Come to think of it, every time I crazy praise at church, something bad happens afterwards. Like last Sunday, I got in a big ole fight with the waitress when she took too long to bring me my ranch. I was on the devil's hit list. He knew how much I wanted that ranch. I gotta learn my lesson and stop crazy praisin'.
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