Best Quotes From AFF

[Tina]

Originally Posted by Mr. Steinway

There will always be someone more strict and conservative than you, plus there will always be someone more liberal than you! Find your niche and serve God with all of your might!

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[Tina]

Originally Posted by Edward Anglin

I never argue.

I passionately reveal the incorrect understandings others have.

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by candleman888

Pray the the special unspoken written sealed (secret)prayer request of Rev.Dr.Carl Ray Marshall Sr. D.D. manifests for him and us all!

[DividedThigh]

this thread reminds me of much of the ignorance and frivolity i have ignored for years, thanks for the laughs, dt

[noeticknight]

"...I will check my past records to make sure I have tithed on all law suit settlements, inheritances, life insurance, proceeds, gifts, and redeem anything I owe God..." -shag-

"There is now help for your pets after the rapture that is coming soon!...eternal-earthbound-pets.com" -Monterrey-

"Let he that doesn't believe any false doctrine cast the first correction."
-jfrog-

[oletime]

bump: not aff but still funny, from a black bishop preaching on radio station wwva describing an accident scene he came across" i know that lady laying dead in the road was gone straight to hell cause she had those ungodly nylons on" (the originals had a seam running up the back so you could tell}

[The Mrs]

Originally Posted by oletime

bump: not aff but still funny, from a black bishop preaching on radio station wwva describing an accident scene he came across" i know that lady laying dead in the road was gone straight to hell cause she had those ungodly nylons on" (the originals had a seam running up the back so you could tell}

Oh, Mylantis!!!

[noeticknight]

"The smart ones claim they got the Holy Ghost driving down the road or at home in their living room to save the hazing." –deltaguitar-

"I am thinking Christians have given Christianity a bad rap."
–John Atkinson-

"We did put much faith in palm ashes, palm leaves, holy water, the host, incense, candles, etc. I just can't place that type of trust in my hair. Probably because I hate fixing it. LOL!" -Pressing-On-

[noeticknight]

First UPC Female Astronaut -RandyWayne-

[noeticknight]

"Oh he's (Reckhart) real alright, here is a recent photo."
-John Atkinson-