Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .
The funny thing is that it really does work.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.
There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.
WHAT?????? Am I really reading this??? You can't be serious. Hold her underwater?
This is why political liberals hate Christians.
I still can't believe I read that.
__________________ Who dares accuse us whom God has chosen for his own? Will God? No! HE IS THE ONE who has given us right standing with himself. Who then will condemn us? Will Christ Jesus? No, for HE IS THE ONE who died for us and was raised to life for us and is sitting at the place of highest honor next to God, pleading for us. (Romans 8:33-34)
"The greatest enemy to the movement of Jesus Christ is Christianity". –Erwin McManus
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .
The funny thing is that it really does work.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.
There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.
I just read this to my family...just to see if I was overreacting. My wife and my teenager both threw their hands to their mouths and gasped loudly.
Am I the only one messed up about this? I looked and there's no other outrage. Maybe I'm from a different planet, but "durn" that's not funny at all. I can't believe it.
__________________ Who dares accuse us whom God has chosen for his own? Will God? No! HE IS THE ONE who has given us right standing with himself. Who then will condemn us? Will Christ Jesus? No, for HE IS THE ONE who died for us and was raised to life for us and is sitting at the place of highest honor next to God, pleading for us. (Romans 8:33-34)
"The greatest enemy to the movement of Jesus Christ is Christianity". –Erwin McManus
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .
The funny thing is that it really does work.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.
There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.
Too funny. I liked it Ferd.
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Last edited by John Atkinson; 08-11-2009 at 06:43 AM.
I just read this to my family...just to see if I was overreacting. My wife and my teenager both threw their hands to their mouths and gasped loudly.
Am I the only one messed up about this? I looked and there's no other outrage. Maybe I'm from a different planet, but "durn" that's not funny at all. I can't believe it.
Ferd is using figurative language. It's her policies that he would like to see drowned.
Ferd would NEVER try to literally hold someone under water....
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What's wrong with Nancy Pelosi? Isn't she one of our leaders we're supposed to pray for? I'm serious.
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Originally Posted by Irreligious
WHAT?????? Am I really reading this??? You can't be serious. Hold her underwater?
This is why political liberals hate Christians.
I still can't believe I read that.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Irreligious
I just read this to my family...just to see if I was overreacting. My wife and my teenager both threw their hands to their mouths and gasped loudly.
Am I the only one messed up about this? I looked and there's no other outrage. Maybe I'm from a different planet, but "durn" that's not funny at all. I can't believe it.
This thread was meant as a JOKE. That happens around here sometimes. Yes, we realize some people find things funny that other people don't find funny-- but there's no need for an over-reaction. Participation in public forums requires the ability to learn to overlook some things you don't agree with, and just move on rather than try to start something over every post you don't agree with. I'm serious.
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Originally Posted by mizpeh
Ferd is using figurative language. It's her policies that he would like to see drowned.
Ferd would NEVER try to literally hold someone under water....
No, he would never try to hold her under water.... (Irreligious, that was also a copied and pasted JOKE from elsewhere on the net, not his own personal thoughts) Ferd would only grab her ponytail and give it a good yank.......
LOL! did you not read the words "stress management technique" and "picture yourself"
it is about imagination....
Nobody here (me included) wants to do actual physical harm to Nancy Pelosi....Or anyone else for that matter (well Hugo Chaves and that mad man from Iran maybe)....
how silly.
Irreligious, your outrage is full of Pelosi.
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WHAT?????? Am I really reading this??? You can't be serious. Hold her underwater?
This is why political liberals hate Christians.
I still can't believe I read that.
I’ve addressed the other stuff indirectly but let me say in direct response to the above in bold.
I don’t give a nancy pelosi what a liberal thinks about me, either as a Christian or as just an American. Nancy Pelosi doesn’t even think I am an American according to that drivel she wrote this weekend.
No I don’t want to hurt her. No I really don’t want anyone else to harm her in any way. But if you think I would lose sleep over her being completely and totally disgraced politically you have another think coming.
I wish utter failure on her in every single thing she sets her hand to. I hope she finds ruin and misery in all aspect of her life...politically speaking of course.
Because she is a Stalinist/Maoist/Hitlieresk Neo-Fascist-Communist. Meaning she is a blend of these two despicable and utter reprehensible political views.
And if you don’t think she would use Gestapo/KGB tactic to get her what she wants if she felt she could get away with it, you are a mind binding Pelosite!
How about you send this post the White House so they can put me on a watch list? They are doing that you now you know.
Snort!
Have a nice day and may God bless your heart.
__________________ If I do something stupid blame the Lortab!
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .
The funny thing is that it really does work.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.
For the alarmed among us, since all the above is just a fantasy, and a fleeting vision, #7 need not be anything violent unless you assume such. Nancy was merely getting BAPTIZED by a zealous JN preacher. There.
An expansion of this fantasy would make a good video game, named
"HOLY PELOSI!",
where you (player 1) are a preacher, and you try to bring her to the secluded stream for baptism. After baptism, she goes back to congress, but nothing good happens, so you have to start over with repentance, then "baptizing" again until something takes. After enough levels attained, Nancy speaks in tongues, but it's hard to tell.
In "HOLY PELOSI II, THE FRUIT RIPENS,"
she actually dies (at level 5) but it's not your fault.
Marcbee
(Actually not a gaming fan--never even tried a game controller stick.)
My soul followeth hard after thee....Love one another with a pure heart fervently. 
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