I have decided to come in and offer "gentle correction" on this thread. My opinions are fact, so if you have any questions, please hesitate to ask.
1. Miss Bratt: unusual backwoods Oklahoma thinking from you. We may need to get you closer to a large urban area. Also, 11-year-old boys are not the same as 11-year-old girls. They are disgusting little creatures who still eat mud and make fart noises with their armpits. Don't give them too much credit.
2. Bro. Robbins: your posts are hilarious! Please keep the comic relief coming!
3. Randy: Word, my brother. I think you show great common sense. Also, you slightly resemble Bruce Campbell, so I highly respect your opinion. Hail to the king, baby!
4. Timmy: what can I say. You show great wisdom for a backslider. I have hope for you though since you spend at least twice as much time here as you do at www.nowIamagnosticinstead.com
If anyone has any questions, please rethink them and realize that I am correct in all things.
Peace.
Last edited by Bishop Cleatus; 06-27-2012 at 09:27 AM.
I have decided to come in and offer "gentle correction" on this thread. My opinions are fact, so if you have any questions, please hesitate to ask.
1. Miss Bratt: unusual backwoods Oklahoma thinking from you. We may need to get you closer to a large urban area. Also, 11-year-old boys are not the same as 11-year-old girls. They are disgusting little creatures who still eat mud and make fart noises with their armpits. Don't give them too much credit.
2. Bro. Robbins: your posts are hilarious! Please keep the comedy relief coming!
3. Randy: Word, my brother. I think you show great common sense. Also, you slightly resemble Bruce Campbell, so I highly respect your opinion. Hail to the king, baby!
4. Timmy: what can I say. You show great wisdom for a backslider. I have hope for you though since you spend at least twice as much time here as you do at www.nowIamagnosticinstead.com
If anyone has any questions, please rethink them and realize that I am correct in all things.
Peace.
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
Houston: I apologize that I did not comment on your posts. I see from your response that you a) have a potty mouth, and b) felt left out. Your opinion was just "meh", so it didn't really stick with me.
I have decided to come in and offer "gentle correction" on this thread. My opinions are fact, so if you have any questions, please hesitate to ask.
1. Miss Bratt: unusual backwoods Oklahoma thinking from you. We may need to get you closer to a large urban area. Also, 11-year-old boys are not the same as 11-year-old girls. They are disgusting little creatures who still eat mud and make fart noises with their armpits. Don't give them too much credit.
2. Bro. Robbins: your posts are hilarious! Please keep the comic relief coming!
3. Randy: Word, my brother. I think you show great common sense. Also, you slightly resemble Bruce Campbell, so I highly respect your opinion. Hail to the king, baby!
4. Timmy: what can I say. You show great wisdom for a backslider. I have hope for you though since you spend at least twice as much time here as you do at www.nowIamagnosticinstead.com
If anyone has any questions, please rethink them and realize that I am correct in all things.
Peace.
...POD!!!
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...Testifying both to the Jews, and also to the Greeks, repentance toward God, and faith toward our Lord Jesus Christ...(Acts 20:21)
I knew a man that was mightily used as a young man. His 1st message was at age 8. He ended up a homosexual, addict, liar, thief and defrauded people and congregations out of money. I know this because for a very short time he was my roommate, until I found out some things and got out of dodge.
I learned a LOT from the situation and sometimes I think God allowed it to happen to teach me the end of those who put their gift and love of fame/money over their relationship with God. He was very gifted spiritually. He could read people and sense things even in his depraved condition. He once walked into a friends home and told him him to ditch his pornography - which my friend had hidden in the closet.
I don't know what happened to him, but I know it came about sometime around the time he graduated high school. While we were living together he confessed his formerly being homosexual (he lied he still was an active homosexual). He went to Gateway and said he repented of his sin before he arrived on campus. After putting some things together that he had said and actions I saw for myself (thievery) I realized he did a lot of what he did to spite his parents, who pastored a church outside of Springfield, MO.
Add to all of this I started sensing unholy spirits in our apartment (I gained the gift discerning of spirits to a degree at this time, ironically), I got out of dodge. I fought with several in prayer thinking it was something far off or someone in my church (he was a youth pastor in a neighboring town) but I realized it was something to do with him and he was unrepentant. To say learned a lot is putting it mildly - one thing being you don't rush a kid behind the pulpit. It's almost like child stars in Hollywood - most end up being straight basket cases, dope heads or burn outs.