Funny or Inspiring saying!

[RandyWayne]

"I would never join a club that would have me as a member!"

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

"I would never join a club that would have me as a member!"

Wasn't that Groucho Marx's line?

[LadyChocolate]

Originally Posted by LordChocolate

No Really, I am not married. I just know that LadyChocolate would get really mad if she heard me say that.

If you are leading and nobody's following, you are just out for a walk.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal post of life.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but picking a friends' nose could get you killed.

Mitch Hedberg Quotes:\

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

I hate turtlenecks. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

.....real cute!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where in the world is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

[LadyCoonskinner]

Originally Posted by LadyChocolate

.....real cute!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I love it!!!!!!! You go girl!!!