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Old 12-06-2012, 07:05 PM
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"I wonder how many people would walk around a pack of pit bulls with a steak hanging from their necks. It takes two to tango. Women have what men want biologically. When it's presented it's hard not to look." - Praxeas
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:32 PM
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"I wonder how many people would walk around a pack of pit bulls with a steak hanging from their necks. It takes two to tango. Women have what men want biologically. When it's presented it's hard not to look." - Praxeas
oh, oh, what a sexist remark!!!
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Old 12-11-2012, 07:19 AM
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12-10-12

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it saddens me(not really) to burst your balloon but paul was wrong.
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:10 AM
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I know, right? I was like "".
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Twas a trick I am waiting for them to reply then..................................: caroling
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Paul, the guy who wrote the vast majority of our NT and spread the gospel more prolifically than anyone, was wrong...but Elder Epley knows better than him.

Hmmm...
Thank you I was waiting for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Read it and weep.
"For what is it wherein ye were INFERIOR to other churches, except it be that I myself was not burdensome to you? FORGIVE ME THIS WRONG."@cor.13:13
We 'folk theologians' read the Bible instead of reading AT the Bible.

The above is what I think is being discussed and I think it is
now going to be my best quote from AFF. So it's a good
thing that Kentucky didn't go with the south in the
Civil War 'cause dumb yankees (like me) would'a got
ambushed and had our tails whipped marchin thru Kentucky!

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This is seriously funny:

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I'm so conservative, Bro. Epley calls me when he feels himself getting weak..........










Hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:57 AM
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This is too funny:

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Where are the Ucons to set you straight? Oh well. I guess I'll have to do their job for them.

Oneness doctrine without standards? THERE'S NO SUCH THING!

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