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Old 12-01-2009, 08:20 PM
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This whole thread is just WAY too good!! Some of these are priceless!!
What?? There's no nudity mentioned in them. I thought you wanted that in your jokes!!
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See if NOW gets worked up over making fun of blondes!

Well, as you may know from our church website, my wife is extremely blonde. And she actually likes blonde jokes. I wouldn't tell one, though. They're mostly aimed at females and while they seem harmless and no one would take it seriously, I think it could play with a young girl's mind and create self-esteem issues she doesn't need. Psychological studies have actually shown that blonde women have a greater tendency to see themselves as intellectually lacking more than other demographics. I read that in a study somewhere a couple years ago. Don't ask me where it was. I'll see if I can locate it on the internet.
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Well, as you may know from our church website, my wife is extremely blonde. And she actually likes blonde jokes. I wouldn't tell one, though. They're mostly aimed at females and while they seem harmless and no one would take it seriously, I think it could play with a young girl's mind and create self-esteem issues she doesn't need. Psychological studies have actually shown that blonde women have a greater tendency to see themselves as intellectually lacking more than other demographics. I read that in a study somewhere a couple years ago. Don't ask me where it was. I'll see if I can locate it on the internet.

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Please don't.

Why's that? Being equipped with applicable information is tough, isn't it?
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:40 AM
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What do you call 53 guys sitting around the TV watching the playoffs? The Raiders.
HA! I always called them the
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GO COWBOYS!
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GO COWBOYS!
Hey, them's fightin' words!!!
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Thank goodness Southpark never targets their satire at specific individuals, eh Tim-mah? ...
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Thank goodness Southpark never targets their satire at specific individuals, eh Tim-mah? ...
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Why's that? Being equipped with applicable information is tough, isn't it?
Applicable is an objective term, don't you think?
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It never takes long before the subject of humor is the most recent casualty

Subject: THE TIGER

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between the iron or the wood.

Based on Tiger’s interests, his new product endorsements will be for Hostess.

This morning, his agent announced that the new nickname for Tiger will either be Cheetah or Lion.

His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like she really went for the driver.

Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released? “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.”

Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.

Tiger just lost his endorsement with Gillette because now they can’t use his ad in which he says, “This was my closest shave yet.”

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

Did you hear about Tiger’s last outing? He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.

Tiger Woods has a lot of nice cars, but now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 350 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
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