A church in New Mexico told their congregation to wait until after church to set their clocks ahead!
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His banner over me is LOVE.... My soul followeth hard after thee....Love one another with a pure heart fervently. Jesus saith unto her, Said I not unto thee, that, if thou wouldest believe, thou shouldest see the glory of God?
To be a servant of God, it will cost us our total commitment to God, and God alone. His burden must be our burden... Sis Alvear
We had one couple walk in at 10:45 this morning--the pastor was already preaching. It was pretty funny, because I'm sure they thought they were early, and then saw all the cars....
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
Went to bed at the new time (11:30) and slept until 10:30! Probably got toooo much sleep.
I wish we could sleep in like that on the Sunday after springing forward. Unfortunately, church still starts far too early for my blood. And we both had things we had to do today for it. so, that meant getting there even earlier! Boohoo. I'm am tuckered out right now. And now we have to go back at 5:30 to get ready for evening service. Geesh.
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Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of a battle ! ! ! !
We forgot to set our clocks back, one Fall. We were almost always late for church, but this time, for some reason, we were on time. Then we realized, we were just over an hour early! So, what did we do with the extra time? Went out for breakfast and got to church late, anyway!
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
Renda...thought of you. It's not my fault I thought like this! It's Ron's fault! lol
My Get-Up-And-Go Has Got Up and Went
Old age is golden, or so I’ve heard said,
But sometimes I wonder, as I crawl into bed, With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup,
My eyes on the table until I wake up.
As sleep dims my vision, I say to myself:
Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?
But, though nations are warring, and Congress is vexed,
We’ll still stick around to see what happens next!
How do I know my youth is all spent?
My get-up-and-go has got up and went!
But, in spite of it all, I’m able to grin
And think of the places my getup has been!
When I was young, my slippers were red;
I could kick up my heels right over my head.
When I was older my slippers were blue,
But still I could dance the whole night through.
Now I am older, my slippers are black.
I huff to the store and puff my way back.
But never you laugh; I don’t mind at all:
I’d rather be huffing than not puff at all!
How do I know my youth is all spent?
My get-up-and-go has got up and went!
But, in spite of it all, I’m able to grin
And think of the places my getup has been!
I get up each morning and dust off my wits,
Open the paper, and read the Obits.
If I’m not there, I know I’m not dead,
So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed!
How do I know my youth is all spent?
My get-up-and-go has got up and went!
But, in spite of it all, I’m able to grin
And think of the places my getup has been!
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant!
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
Renda...thought of you. It's not my fault I thought like this! It's Ron's fault! lol
My Get-Up-And-Go Has Got Up and Went
Old age is golden, or so I’ve heard said,
But sometimes I wonder, as I crawl into bed, With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup,
My eyes on the table until I wake up.
As sleep dims my vision, I say to myself:
Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?
But, though nations are warring, and Congress is vexed,
We’ll still stick around to see what happens next!
How do I know my youth is all spent?
My get-up-and-go has got up and went!
But, in spite of it all, I’m able to grin
And think of the places my getup has been!
When I was young, my slippers were red;
I could kick up my heels right over my head.
When I was older my slippers were blue,
But still I could dance the whole night through.
Now I am older, my slippers are black.
I huff to the store and puff my way back.
But never you laugh; I don’t mind at all:
I’d rather be huffing than not puff at all!
How do I know my youth is all spent?
My get-up-and-go has got up and went!
But, in spite of it all, I’m able to grin
And think of the places my getup has been!
I get up each morning and dust off my wits,
Open the paper, and read the Obits.
If I’m not there, I know I’m not dead,
So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed!
How do I know my youth is all spent?
My get-up-and-go has got up and went!
But, in spite of it all, I’m able to grin
And think of the places my getup has been!
So wonderful to be thought of!!!!
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Master of Science in Applied Disgruntled Religious Theorist Wrangling
PhD in Petulant Tantrum Quelling
Dean of the School of Hard Knocks
Renda, as an Admin you should "Admin" Ron for causing us to have thoughts like this. He started it! I would never have thought of you doing such a thing, (taking your teeth out), before going to bed! It's his fault. I think he's been taking lessons from "NOW!"
By the way, speaking of teeth and partials.... mine don't fit my dog too good. I know. I caught him with them in his mouth the other day. He did look good, though!
BeenThinkin
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant!
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
My soul followeth hard after thee....Love one another with a pure heart fervently. 
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