How to enjoy church? - Page 5

Azzan · #41 10-26-2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy

Just once!? I fell asleep at the controls in the P.A. booth! Many times!

Obiviously you didn't have the volume turned up high enough!

whoami · #42 10-26-2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyWayne

What if you know Morse code?

Interesting thought... programmers could also pray in binary code!

010011011010101100011011010000110011010

Azzan · #43 10-26-2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by whoami

If you speak a second language, pray in that language and watch everyone explode around you.

(I just did that literally!)

RandyWayne · #44 10-26-2010, 11:41 AM

I wonder what would happen if you started praying in Klingon?

Timmy · #45 10-26-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyWayne

What if you know Morse code?

Even better!

whoami · #46 10-26-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyWayne

I wonder what would happen if you started praying in Klingon?

A Pentecostal exorcism, I'm sure.

whoami · #47 10-26-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Azzan

(I just did that literally!)

seguidordejesus · #48 10-26-2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by whoami

If you speak a second language, pray in that language and watch everyone explode around you.

This happened to me. Oh dear.

whoami · #49 10-26-2010, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by seguidordejesus

This happened to me. Oh dear.

Oh my I bet that was awkward!! Or did you just let them assume?

seguidordejesus · #50 10-26-2010, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by whoami

Oh my I bet that was awkward!! Or did you just let them assume?

I was at a large home missions conference in Mississippi and had just returned from six months in South America. I was trying not to disrupt things, but was praying quietly to myself in English, but since at that point Spanish was easier for me, due to it being my first service back in the states, I started praying in Spanish.

Some little short lady came and hit me in the head, giving me a headache and almost knocking me over (and I am NOT a small guy). I stopped, grabbed her hand, and told her to leave me alone (in English).

After the service, she came up to me and was trying to explain "I'm a good person blah blah" but I just said "whatever" and walked away.

It wasn't so much that she did it to ME that upset me, but what if it had been someone who didn't know what was going on, and she ran them off forever?