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If You Were the Opposite Sex
I hope no one will be offended at this e-mail. I received it from one of
my SIL's a couple of weeks ago. As I read this thread it came to mind.
MAN, I'M TIRED
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's prayer and
the next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. -
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
Stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping, then drove home to
put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already P.M. And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and
Mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
Got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
Got the kids organized to do their homework,
Then set up the ironing board and
Watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and
Washing vegetables for salad,
Breaded the pork chops and
Snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and,
though his daily chores weren't finished,
He went to bed where he was expected to make love, which
he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said:
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us Trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to
change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine
months though.
You got pregnant last night."
(This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!)
Blessings,
Falla39
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Actually he did have a sister but she died at 9 days old (before he was born).
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