Cuz I know it's gonna make you laugh out loud.
Many of you over 50, or on the way to 50, are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashion.
In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10.
Ok, I removed this one so as not to offend anyone
11. Bikinis and liver spots.
12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
13. Inline skates and a walker..
14. Thongs and Depends.
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
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