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Old 08-28-2009, 12:40 PM
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~Pentecostal Bizarro World Update~Now Breaking
This just in:

Well known big name preacher is removed from platform activities due to not having a beard. After being besieged by emails and complaints, the General Board of Oneness Pentecostal Organization caves and removes individual from agenda.

Stay tuned; breaking updates daily! PBNS
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:42 PM
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Re: ~Pentecostal Bizarro World Update~Now Breaking
This must be some kind of Joke.!!!!!
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:42 PM
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Re: ~Pentecostal Bizarro World Update~Now Breaking
Due to NOT having a beard?

That's not believable.
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Re: ~Pentecostal Bizarro World Update~Now Breaking
Events are true, just some facts turned upside down! Welcome to bizarro world!
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Re: ~Pentecostal Bizarro World Update~Now Breaking
Breaking News:

General Superintendent of Large Oneness Organziation to win in landslide election for a new term.

He has purchased a new house to show his faith in winning. I repeat, he has just purchased a new house to show his faith in winning new term.
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Re: ~Pentecostal Bizarro World Update~Now Breaking
We can't believe what you are saying. Crazy!
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We can't believe what you are saying. Crazy!
The scenario is true, but some facts are turned upside down!
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Old 08-28-2009, 01:05 PM
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Can you just give the facts minus the twist.PLEASE!
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Re: ~Pentecostal Bizarro World Update~Now Breaking
Breaking News: This just in; major Pentecostal Evangelist promoting Cut Hair doctrine as a safety net against possible spiritual calamity. Reported Evangelist is said to a be man's man and is know for his masculine acumen.
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