Pelathais I accidentially called your wife by her maiden name on Saturday, I saw my life pass in front of me (really, I felt like an idiot) when she said, I've only been (Sis. Pelathais) for 26 (I think) years!! You have to member, I knew everyone before they were married and unfortuntely haven't talked to many of them at any length since...
So, tell her I repent.