Loosely Interpreted Messages

[rgcraig]

Let me preface this by saying, I mean NO DISRESPECT. With that said, people are still people and funny things do happen in church.

Here are a few "interpretations" that a couple of my friends told were said at their church while growing up. Do you have any funny/carnal ones that you remember?

"If you think you are tired, I hung on the cross. I'm tired."

"My people, my people. If you will not work for me, I will kill you."


It was a prayer meeting and the pastor was closing it. Apparently, this lady didn't think it was time to close the prayer meeting.

"Will ye not tarry or would you rather eat your hamburgers?"

[Sister Alvear]

you made me laugh...thanks....love you, Renda...

[rgcraig]

While attended JCM there was a dear lady that would interpret almost every service. One Sunday morning, she got up and said a lot, then at the end added - - "yeah, I say unto thee - Happy Birthday, Bro. Craft!"

[rgcraig]

I'm sure God has to laugh at us at times too!

[Sherri]

"Yea I say, if you don't leave your carnal ways, I will write MICHELOB over your door!"

[StillStanding]

YEA, I SAY UNTO THEE...*long pause* ...I can't remember what I was going to say!"

[POWERUP]

I thought I was the only one to hear stuff like that!!!!!!! Happy Birthday Bro. Craft.
Now that takes the cake!!!

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Mr. Steinway

YEA, I SAY UNTO THEE...*long pause* ...I can't remember what I was going to say!"

Ha! Now, that is hilarious!!!

Mr. S - - two of those are from our dear friend Jim Wilkins. And him telling them was half the entertainment!

[pelathais]

"Verily, doest thou not know that My words are in red?"

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by pelathais

"Verily, doest thou not know that My words are in red?"

Well, so far, I don't believe any of these are HIS words!