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Old 10-29-2010, 02:04 PM
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***ATTENTION *** The police found a 6 yr old boy wandering the streets. He offered to take him home. The boy said no becuz his mother beats him. The police asked about his father. The boy replied he beats him too. The police asked well where do u want to live? The boy replied, "WITH THE DALLAS COWBOYS BECUZ THEY DONT BEAT NOBODY"!
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Old 10-29-2010, 04:11 PM
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***ATTENTION *** The police found a 6 yr old boy wandering the streets. He offered to take him home. The boy said no becuz his mother beats him. The police asked about his father. The boy replied he beats him too. The police asked well where do u want to live? The boy replied, "WITH THE DALLAS COWBOYS BECUZ THEY DONT BEAT NOBODY"!
That wuz a real groaner, TS.
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No dallas fans?
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I don't know whether to laugh or beat you
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I don't know whether to laugh or beat you

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I liked it!
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