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11-13-2008, 11:02 PM
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You Might Be a Legalist when....
In the Spirit of 'You might be a redneck when...' (feel free to contribute an inconsistency that you have observed in our ranks)
You might be a legalist when...
Pants are wrong, but pajamas bottoms with leggings are OK
Hollywood Videos are OK, but sitting in a Movie Theater is wrong
Worldly amusements are wrong, but going to the county fair is OK
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11-13-2008, 11:34 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
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Originally Posted by Cookin-with-Stoneking
In the Spirit of 'You might be a redneck when...' (feel free to contribute an inconsistency that you have observed in our ranks)
You might be a legalist when...
Pants are wrong, but pajamas bottoms with leggings are OK
Hollywood Videos are OK, but sitting in a Movie Theater is wrong
Worldly amusements are wrong, but going to the county fair is OK
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You might be an imbecile when......
utilizing Elder Stoneking's face on an avatar for comedic purposes.
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11-13-2008, 11:45 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: near Cincinnati, Ohio
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Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
you might be a legalist if
tv is wrong but a computer is OK
white lies or any kind of lies are a sin but it's OK to exaggerate about your Sunday School figures, what you paid for a car, and the size of the fish you caught.
a gold necklace is wrong but a cloth necklace (necktie) is OK, even required for a preacher
it's wrong for a woman to shave parts of her body but a man must shave his face
Several hours every Sunday must be spent in church
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11-13-2008, 11:47 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: near Cincinnati, Ohio
Posts: 17,805
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Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
You might be a legalist if:
we're supposed to obey the laws of the land but it's OK to speed, run stop signs, or not buckle seat belts,
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11-13-2008, 11:48 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: near Cincinnati, Ohio
Posts: 17,805
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Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
You might be a legalist if:
red fingernails are wrong but pink ones are OK
makeup is wrong but a little powder is OK
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11-13-2008, 11:49 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: near Cincinnati, Ohio
Posts: 17,805
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Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
you might be a legalist if
you have been healed but you keep collecting disability
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11-15-2008, 08:19 AM
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Unvaxxed Pureblood too
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Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 40,800
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Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
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Originally Posted by 1Corinth2v4
You might be an imbecile when......
utilizing Elder Stoneking's face on an avatar for comedic purposes.
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Interesting.
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"all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed."
~Declaration of Independence
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11-14-2008, 12:28 AM
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"It's Never Too Late"
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 4,415
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Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookin-with-Stoneking
In the Spirit of 'You might be a redneck when...' (feel free to contribute an inconsistency that you have observed in our ranks)
You might be a legalist when...
Pants are wrong, but pajamas bottoms with leggings are OK
Hollywood Videos are OK, but sitting in a Movie Theater is wrong
Worldly amusements are wrong, but going to the county fair is OK
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You actually still fill out the tithe envelope each sunday.
Even though you pay your tithe by writing a check.
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11-14-2008, 12:29 AM
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"It's Never Too Late"
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 4,415
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Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
You might be a legalist if you bring your own wine to communion service.
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11-14-2008, 07:36 AM
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Registered Member
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,809
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Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
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Originally Posted by Neck
You might be a legalist if you bring your own wine to communion service.
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what would you be if you went back for seconds?
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