So as I have stated I am on Twitter. Others on here are as well. I have heard people talking about "What Would Jesus Tweet?" and other variations. I was wondering what you all thought Stoneking would Tweet? This is all meant in good fun, but curious what kind of good and funny things you all can come up with. Let 'em roll.
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Since Tweets have to be 140 characters he couldn't expound on hair. Here is a sample of what he might Tweet.
"The 'Order of Creation' is God, Angels, Women's Un-cut Long Hair, Men, Women and then Long-Haired Witches. I feel like singing, I feel like dancing, I feel like clappin my hands. Jee-zus of Nazareth!"
As you can tell this is greater than 140 characters, Stoneking could infact Tweet whatever he wants. I think his bald head is like Chuck Norris' beard...powerful!
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....... I think his bald head is like Chuck Norris' beard...powerful!
And I think you are being very disrespectful!
I don't necessarily agree with everything he preaches, but that is no cause for disrespect!
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I don't necessarily agree with everything he preaches, but that is no cause for disrespect!
Comparing LS's head to Chuck Norris's beard? Or is it being disrespectful to Chuck Norris (something NO one wants to do EVER) comparing his beard to LS's head?
I don't necessarily agree with everything he preaches, but that is no cause for disrespect!
I wasn't meaning to be disrespectful. If that is how you took it then you are the wrong one here. I think Chuck Norris' beard is powerful as is Stoneking's head, because he follows Christ.
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"If we don't learn to live together we're gonna die alone"
Jack Shephard.
I wasn't meaning to be disrespectful. If that is how you took it then you are the wrong one here. I think Chuck Norris' beard is powerful as is Stoneking's head, because he follows Christ.
No - I'm not the one that is wrong. I have been in the past and I'm sure I will be again in the future - but on this one I am not!
It has been established (for the most part) that most of us on AFF do not agree with what this minister preaches and teaches regarding "power in long hair". HOWEVER, that does not give anyone license to run slipshod over his ministry. If you do not think that you (and others on here) are mocking LS - then you are not being honest with yourself!
Disagree with the man and what he is teaching - okay
Mockhim (and his ministry) or ( his bald head) - NO way!
"And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."
__________________ For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. Jeremiah 29:11
No - I'm not the one that is wrong. I have been in the past and I'm sure I will be again in the future - but on this one I am not!
It has been established (for the most part) that most of us on AFF do not agree with what this minister preaches and teaches regarding "power in long hair". HOWEVER, that does not give anyone license to run slipshod over his ministry. If you do not think that you (and others on here) are mocking LS - then you are not being honest with yourself!
Disagree with the man and what he is teaching - okay
Mockhim (and his ministry) or ( his bald head) - NO way!
"And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."
I apologize if my comment was disrespectful. (Except that that really was how I misread the title of the thread!)
(Going to watch out for she bears, the next few days, just in case. )
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No - I'm not the one that is wrong. I have been in the past and I'm sure I will be again in the future - but on this one I am not!
It has been established (for the most part) that most of us on AFF do not agree with what this minister preaches and teaches regarding "power in long hair". HOWEVER, that does not give anyone license to run slipshod over his ministry. If you do not think that you (and others on here) are mocking LS - then you are not being honest with yourself!
Disagree with the man and what he is teaching - okay
Mockhim (and his ministry) or ( his bald head) - NO way!
"And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."
Wow. You are being too nice. Think what you will and read it how you want too. If you think that I am mocking him then there is NOTHING I can say to change your mind. Which is cool because I really don't care. I just think that it funny that people will sit by and let him and others preach or suggest something that is completely false, but at the sametime let someone say something like a joke and they get blasted. This is a great culture we have in the pentecostal church when someone can't take or ignore a joke, but they can take someone preaching a false doctrine and say well if you don't agree 'oh well'. Strange, strange.
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