"Renda's New Curtains"

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The Saga Of Renda's Pink Curtains -

Renda enters a store that sell curtains.
Renda then tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assured Renda that
they had a large selection of pink curtains.
He showed Renda several patterns,
but Renda seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally Renda selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains Renda needed.

Renda replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman.
"That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

Renda tells him that they aren't for a room,
they are for
her
computer monitor.


The surprised salesman replies,
"But, Miss, computers do not have curtains!"

Renda says,

Hellllooooooooo........

My New Computor Has


W I N D O W S ! ! ! ! ! !






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