Well yall know the now famous song...."I'm a Pentecostal"....some love it...some hate it...
But now....coming to you in a thread alllll its own....DEACON BLUES VERSION........I'm a Fasci-costal
Warning......dont be eating or drinking while reading...or dare I say singing this little diddy...
(To the tune of "I'm a Pentecostal")
I'm always a Jerk, it comes natural don't you know
Smug and self righteous, from my head down to my toes
I'm so impressed with myself, I'll swear and raise my hand
No one's got nothin on me, not even the Taliban
I'm on a different plain, the highest levels of truth
I love to brow beat people, in the pulpit I'm uncouth
This is just my style, the way I do my thang
I'm a Fasci-costal, I love the sound of my own name
I'm a Fasci-costal, I am not ashamed
Just read the Manual, we need more of the same
Thank God I'm so holy, so godly and so pure
I'm a Fasci-costal, and it makes me such a Boor
Those liberals, moderates and compromisers, they just dont understand,
The only way to run a church is with an iron hand
I take lots of pride in how many I can offend
"Let's chase 'em off" is the motto I share with my UC friends
I'm armed and ready for Conference, Tampa won't be the same
I'm a Fasci-costal, its all about power games
I'm a Fasci-costal, I am not ashamed
Let's make the Manual and the Bible one and the same
Let's keep narrowing the field, lets keep things good and small
I'm a Fasci-costal, I hate French manicures and football
I'm an Apostolic Contender, What A Difference a Line Makes
Someone has got to stand up, against these holiness fakes
Letter writing campaigns is one of our fortes
We'll spend tens of thousands of dollars for these anointed communiques
United means only one thing, and its only what we can afford
I'm a Fasci-costal, a sower of discord
I'm a Fasci-costal, I am not ashamed
I've memorized the Manual, its my claim to fame
I spend so much time on forums, its a wonder I have a wife
I'm a Fasci-costal, I need to get a life
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