A burglar had just broken into a house to rob it. The lights were off in the house, and as the burglar proceeded around the room with his flashlight, scoping out the place, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you. Jesus is watching you." This startled the burglar, who quickly flipped on the light, ready to shoot the person. To his surprise, he came face to face with a parrot in a cage. "Rrrooockkkk.... Jesus is watching you...Jesus is watching you!" said the parrot.
The burglar begin to chuckle. "Hmmm, well look what we have here. A stupid parrot. What is your name, stupid parrot?"
"Rrrocckkk... my name is Moses...Rrrocckkk" said the parrot.
"Moses?" said the burglar. "What kind of an idiot names their parrot Moses?"
"Rrrocckk... the same kind of an idiot who names their Rotweiller Jesus!" said the parrot.
A burglar had just broken into a house to rob it. The lights were off in the house, and as the burglar proceeded around the room with his flashlight, scoping out the place, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you. Jesus is watching you." This startled the burglar, who quickly flipped on the light, ready to shoot the person. To his surprise, he came face to face with a parrot in a cage. "Rrrooockkkk.... Jesus is watching you...Jesus is watching you!" said the parrot.
The burglar begin to chuckle. "Hmmm, well look what we have here. A stupid parrot. What is your name, stupid parrot?"
"Rrrocckkk... my name is Moses...Rrrocckkk" said the parrot.
"Moses?" said the burglar. "What kind of an idiot names their parrot Moses?"
"Rrrocckk... the same kind of an idiot who names their Rotweiller Jesus!" said the parrot.
A burglar had just broken into a house to rob it. The lights were off in the house, and as the burglar proceeded around the room with his flashlight, scoping out the place, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you. Jesus is watching you." This startled the burglar, who quickly flipped on the light, ready to shoot the person. To his surprise, he came face to face with a parrot in a cage. "Rrrooockkkk.... Jesus is watching you...Jesus is watching you!" said the parrot.
The burglar begin to chuckle. "Hmmm, well look what we have here. A stupid parrot. What is your name, stupid parrot?"
"Rrrocckkk... my name is Moses...Rrrocckkk" said the parrot.
"Moses?" said the burglar. "What kind of an idiot names their parrot Moses?"
"Rrrocckk... the same kind of an idiot who names their Rotweiller Jesus!" said the parrot.
The parrot sounds are a nice effect... "rrroooccckkkk"
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Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
That's Reverend Ogatt to YOU! Show some respect, you simian miscreant!
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I have enjoyed his many posts! Even though he is too conservative for me, I think he would be great to hear preach...once!
While I too enjoy his posts I have heard some unnerving rumors that he is a closet liberal. What I was actually told is that he has a short-sleeved shirt in his closet.
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I couldn't have him speak at our church though, he probably would be offended by our video screens and guitars!!!!!!
It's unlikely he'd take offense at that. I doubt he'd even notice. He's a genuine, caring person who can tell EXACTLY which people are going straight to hell.
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It's unlikely he'd take offense at that. I doubt he'd even notice. He's a genuine, caring person who can tell EXACTLY which people are going straight to hell.
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I have a feeling he's going to have something to say about your post.
If he does I'm sure it won't be today. By the time he gets to that last message and the anointment has been on him so long, he looks like he has been through a hurricane, and he smells like that goat.
And he wonders why no one wants to fellowship after church!
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