You Might Be a Legalist when....

[Theresa]

Originally Posted by Neck

You might be a legalist if you bring your own wine to communion service.

what would you be if you went back for seconds?

[Brad Murphy]

When you object to the use of someone's face for comedic purposes...

[Withdrawn]

If going to the movies is wrong, but going to see a Broadway-style stage production is okay.

Seeing the bottoms of mens' legs is immodest, but seeing the bottoms of womens' legs is holy.

[Baron1710]

...If you add to the Word, in order to "protect" people...

[Brad Murphy]

...if you do any of the things that are already listed (or will be listed) but do not believe it is being inconsistent because you "have a good reason".

[Brad Murphy]

...if you believe truth and "Truth" are the same thing...

[Neck]

Originally Posted by Theresa

what would you be if you went back for seconds?

Either a priest or a two fisted slobber...)

[Sept5SavedTeen]

You preach about smoking being unhealthy but you weigh 300 pounds...

You'll down a big gulp of Coca-Cola from Seven Eleven, but a bit of wine with your dinner would send you to hell...

Bro. Alex

[Sam]

Originally Posted by jaamez

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Seeing the bottoms of mens' legs is immodest, but seeing the bottoms of womens' legs is holy.

Well, I'd rather see a woman's legs than a man's legs.

How about the preacher who was pontificating with righteous indignation because he had seen a man out cutting his grass and the man did not have on a shirt. As the preacher waxed eloquent and hit a heavy anointing railing about nakedness he said, "Why, I'd rather see a woman with no blouse than to see a man with no shirt." Most of the men were afraid to say "amen."

[Sam]

Originally Posted by Theresa

what would you be if you went back for seconds?

a winebibber?