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04-26-2008, 09:22 PM
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Missing Husband-Please Pray!
Missing Husband:
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him ' Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!'
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him. 
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04-26-2008, 09:28 PM
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Re: Missing Husband-Please Pray!
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Originally Posted by Ron
Missing Husband:
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him ' Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!'
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him. |
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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04-26-2008, 09:30 PM
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Re: Missing Husband-Please Pray!
Would not want to be in Ricks shoes. No way!
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04-26-2008, 09:31 PM
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Re: Missing Husband-Please Pray!
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Originally Posted by Ron
Missing Husband:
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him ' Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!'
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him. |
*duh*
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04-26-2008, 09:31 PM
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Not riding the train
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Re: Missing Husband-Please Pray!
I'd just put sand in his radiator.......Ford trucks are what, honey?
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04-26-2008, 10:02 PM
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Re: Missing Husband-Please Pray!
I saw Rick on Apostolic Singles Network...looking for a wife replacement.
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04-26-2008, 10:03 PM
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Re: Missing Husband-Please Pray!
I sympathized with him more than her...I wonder what that was about? LOL
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04-26-2008, 10:04 PM
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Re: Missing Husband-Please Pray!
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Originally Posted by Rhoni
I saw Rick on Apostolic Singles Network...looking for a wife replacement.
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When I first red your post I thought it said "Hip Replacement!"
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04-26-2008, 10:08 PM
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Re: Missing Husband-Please Pray!
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Originally Posted by Ron
When I first red your post I thought it said "Hip Replacement!"
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 Yep that too 
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04-26-2008, 10:10 PM
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My Family!
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Re: Missing Husband-Please Pray!
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Originally Posted by Ron
When I first red your post I thought it said "Hip Replacement!"
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two hips!
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