Why are you conservative? If you are conservative, that is.
Of course, I have some thoughts on the matter

, but never mind that. I am genuinely interested in why
you have chosen to be conservative. What aspects of conservative values and ideals appeal to you, and why? I'll try to avoid responding cynically, sarcastically, disrespectfully, or in any other way negatively.
Feel free to address the question from a religious, economic, social, or any point of view you would like to.
Same question could be asked of anyone, but let's start here, with the cons and ultracons, shall we?