That reminds me of a service I attended in Evansvile Indianna. Our choir went to a southern Baptist black church on a sunday afternoon to sing. The spirirt of the Lord Jesus began to move within the church and people were responding with tears and verbal commments. All of a sudden one of the black sisters grabbed the wig off of her head and threw it across the church and then jumped up and started to run in circles around the church. It was really funny because all those ladies who stood around in the inside of the church during the service and were dressed in white, they took off trying to catch her. When they got her finally, they were all fanning her with those fans that had pictures of Jesus on them and hand the wooden handles. Some of you won't remember them, it was before airconditioning was invented.
a minister in the church i grew up in was getting married on a Sat afternoon following a fellowship meeting. he and his fiance were there with the best man and his wife who was 8 months into her pregnancy.
of course most everyone knew that Ed's wedding to Joy was the next day and most knew both Ed and Joy.
Ed has lead of the service and he makes comment to how excited he is to be getting married and he wants his fiance to testify and then he keeps on talking for a few minutes and then calls the name of the pregnant best man's wife, who proceeds to stand up and testify. EVERYONE caught it, SO either they were laughing at the mistake or gasping at the 'pregnant' fiance who was standing up to testify.
SAME MAN
my sister is getting married, she never was a skinny minnie but she wasn't a big girl either. lets say she was blessed with a lot of curves. SO my sister had been the church secretary, organist, choir leader, sunday school teacher, and anything else that my dad or brother could get her to do. Ed gets up the last service my sister is going to be there and makes the comment, Sis Connie sure is going to leave a BIIIIIIG seat to fill in this place when she is gone. He caught what he said and realized how bad it sounded and he started trying to back peddle and only made it worse by saying, well you know what I mean, that organ bench is pretty wide and she fills it up.
You parents need to watch your children out in parking lot after church, ya never know what kind of pervert might be around, (there was a gay man and known child abuser in back row)
"Every single person out there has a crack. We need to find it and fill it!"
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
Another funny one I heard by a rather inexperienced MC,
"Let's all continue to pray for Sis. "Smith" - who is struggling with prostate cancer."
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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