The debate is over. A winner is declared. An eyewitness has settled it, once and for all.
I know you will welcome this news, as you can all stop arguing about how many persons God is. Both sides can now devote all their energy to spreading the Good News. You are united! Finally!
The eyewitness? A four-year-old boy went to heaven and saw for himself, and brings back his first-hand account. It turns out God is three persons, after all. Colton saw the throne of God, with the Father sitting on it. (He's reeeeeeally big, Colton tells us.) And he saw Jesus on the right hand of the Father. And he saw the Holy Spirit, who was hard to describe. Kind of blue, Colton tells us.
So now you can all breathe a sigh of relief. The war is over. Uh, sorry you guys (most of you) were on the losing side, but I am sure the winners are ready to go to battle with you, side by side now, against the forces of evil.
"Told by the father, but often in Colton's own words, the disarmingly simple message is heaven is a real place, Jesus really loves children, and be ready, there is a coming last battle."
Told by the father ? Who is also a pastor ? Hmmmm. Coming last battle ? So God showed a four year old, not love and peace and salvation, but the coming Armageddon ? Hmmmm.
__________________ You can't reach the world with your talents. People are sick and tired of religious talents. People need a Holy Ghost annointed church with real fruits to reach out and touch their lives. ~ Pastor Burrell Crabtree
In fact I think that the insinuation of "hateful" Pentecostals is coming mostly from the fertile imaginations of bitter, backslidden ex Apostolics who are constantly trying to find a way to justify their actions. ~ strait shooter
"Told by the father, but often in Colton's own words, the disarmingly simple message is heaven is a real place, Jesus really loves children, and be ready, there is a coming last battle."
Told by the father ? Who is also a pastor ? Hmmmm. Coming last battle ? So God showed a four year old, not love and peace and salvation, but the coming Armageddon ? Hmmmm.
He came back with a message to BE READY! You Pentecostals used to believe in this kind of stuff.
"Told by the father, but often in Colton's own words, the disarmingly simple message is heaven is a real place, Jesus really loves children, and be ready, there is a coming last battle."
Told by the father ? Who is also a pastor ? Hmmmm. Coming last battle ? So God showed a four year old, not love and peace and salvation, but the coming Armageddon ? Hmmmm.
Oh, he talked about love and salvation, too. One of my "favorite" parts is when little Colton makes a fuss demanding to know whether a man who just died had Jesus in his heart, because you can't get into heaven if you don't have Jesus in your heart! This was before the man's funeral, probably in the hearing of the man's family.
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
I haven't finished the book, so maybe there's more, but that's all he said so far.
"Hmm, that's kind of a hard one . . . he's kind of blue."
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Originally Posted by houston
He came back with a message to BE READY! You Pentecostals used to believe in this kind of stuff.
Doesn't everyone ?
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Originally Posted by Timmy
Oh, he talked about love and salvation, too. One of my "favorite" parts is when little Colton makes a fuss demanding to know whether a man who just died had Jesus in his heart, because you can't get into heaven if you don't have Jesus in your heart! This was before the man's funeral, probably in the hearing of the man's family.
Did he enlighten us as to HOW we get Jesus in our hearts ? That would be really helpful.
__________________ You can't reach the world with your talents. People are sick and tired of religious talents. People need a Holy Ghost annointed church with real fruits to reach out and touch their lives. ~ Pastor Burrell Crabtree
In fact I think that the insinuation of "hateful" Pentecostals is coming mostly from the fertile imaginations of bitter, backslidden ex Apostolics who are constantly trying to find a way to justify their actions. ~ strait shooter
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