¶Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
29 Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
30 For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light. (Matthew 11:28-30)
We have way worse than that for reasons one can/will go to hell, here are just a few of the more fun ones:
Go to hell for wearing a wedding ring.
Go to hell for not wearing pantyhose in 108 degree weather (but if you have made a few good attempts to comply hell will not seem as hot)
Go to hell for showing elbows (who is turned on by elbows?)
If a man, go to hell for showing calves/ankles (OK if a woman)
Go to hell for wearing hair bows or barrets that are not the same color as hair.
Go to hell for wearing hair down.
Go to hell for missing service, taking a vacation, making major purchases (home, car), fellowshiping foliks from other churches, etc. without pastors permission.
Go to hell for looking at TV on in a public place.
Go to hell for robbing God's tithe for charitable works, missions, etc.
Go to hell for failing to 'worship' which means running, jumping, leaping, screaming, pew walking, frantic dancing, twirling like a top, becoming apoplectic, screaming in tongues, shouting down hair, crying uncontrollably, crawling across the sanctuary, slithering on belly, rolling on the floor (reverence and dignity are now sins!).
Wow-ty God, for Your shelter-really? I am just stopped completely, trying to imagine how a congregation could get so sideways.
Hmm; I bet you'd have a tough time pointing to a recent sin of Ghandi's, perhaps. Of course, the point there was "not even trying," yes? Discounting works?
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